Ok, no. Pity is boring.
ENTERTAIN ME. WITH PONIES. POSSIBLY DEAD ONES BECAUSE, HELLO, WE ALL KNOW MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS SICK AND DEPRAVED.
But yeah. Sick and injured and trying to lol about it. Who injures their foot, gets a sinus infection-thing (sniffles, cough, stuffiness, headache, nausea, vertigo, light sensitivity et al), and menstrual craps, all at the same time? ~*~MEEEE!~*~ I keep wondering when a wee Mexican wrestler will appear out of nowhere and punch me in the shins.